Take a typical, unpredictable Nebraska Day. The heat index ranges somewhere between 80 and 100 degrees. Your clothes are soaked-through with sweat. You cannot wait to get home. Once there, you rush to the door. You open it, and are greeted with an instant wave of "cooling" pleasure.
Stepping inside, you stand there, enjoying the awesome feeling it's bringing you. You move to your couch, plop down, extremely thankful for how you feel. You think to yourself, "If this isn't paradise, I don't know what is."